"She's so mean but I kinda love it,
And I just can't let her go
I'm so whipped on her tiny little
She's a tempting animal
Spends too much
And I never tell her no
Drives me nuts
And she got me by the throat
She's so mean but I kinda love it
And I just can't let her go"

 

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

lucyeubankss:

where do babies come from, really? they come from boys who want to sit on their ass, they come from girls who like to grow up too fast, they come from screaming, fighting, makeup sex

Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fasterbetter-stronger:

rcmclachlan:

radiationdude:

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

!!!! This movie was my childhood… It was the first one I cried during. Haha.

(Source: jordichins)

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

ponies-n-things:

I literally had to pause the movie and go outside

if anyone does this to any animal i will light your house ablaze

(Source: disneyyandmore)